Proof that Brisbane isnt the only crazy city in QLD
I was visiting my parents on the Gold Coast the other week, and we were in the car driving home from the beach. We had stopped at the lights and a lady was crossing the street. Wheeling a covered stroller. The kind with a mesh cover that you can see through. And we could see….a dog…in the stroller.
What?
Random thought
Random thought that I can be bothered to blog about but not google:
What is 2h2o? or h3o?
Ohhh yeaah. Twenty to nil. Who cant score points now, ey?
TheWheel of Brisbane, photo taken by my iPhone
Old people are funny
I was on the bus the other day and I was sitting on the aisle seat (Just a side note here, I hate sitting next to people on the bus. When I say hate, I really, really, really mean loathe sitting next to people. However, damn my mother for imparting on me all these manners, so I cant be rude and put the bag on the seat next to me, or sit on the aisle seat and leave the window seat empty to avoid sitting next to strangers. But, seeing as the bus was packed and I was sitting next to someone who was there before me, I digress)
anyways, there was an old lady across from me on the opposite aisle seat. She had one of those crocheted bags, with a lining, so you couldnt see what was inside. She was holding it to her chest like it contained a diamond (why the hell did she throw it into the sea?) or something. I watched her out of the corner of my eye, her eyes were darting around, and she kept popping her head up to look at the bus driver. Then one of the funniest things ever, she reached into her bag, rooted around in there (you could hear the rustling), then bent her head down as close to the opening of the bag as possible, and shoved some McDonalds chips from the bag into her mouth.
I thought it was one of the funniest scenes I had witnessed all week.
Suck on that, Kiwi Fuckers.
The freaks hit the mall
In what I am guessing was an Anonymous protest against Scientology, people of all manners hit the mall the other weekend. Ok, so I wouldnt go out of my way to call them freaks, but its a good title. Goths, neogoths, emo’s and people in halloween costumes were parading around, waving signs and chanting. Good for them. How nice to care so much about a cause that you would go out in public, dress to be seen, and chant and carry signs. The only time I carry a sign is when I go to a football match, and even then, I am to embaressed to hold them up most of the time.
They came back yesterday, a small group of what may not have been freaks but were definitely assholes, jumping around, screaming at people in their cars, walking purposefully in front of buses…Really, is that what you gotta do to get your rocks off? Really?
Seen around Brisbane:
A middle aged, slightly overweight man, at McDonalds, eating (by himself)
2 Quarter Pounders
1 McChicken
2 large Fries
1 large Drink.
Well done, sir.
A young woman, green behive. Brown hair underneath the beehive.
An old lady, pink socks with yellow spots, brown leather heeless shoes.
