Crazy People #1

I live in one of the most crazy cities in Australia. There are so many nutter-butters, wack-jobs, freakazoids and just plain crazies here! I am going to mention the most crazy, but I have a feeling it will take more than one post. You can decide who is the weirdest, I am deadlocked.

1. Cat Food Lady.

 This old, decrepit lady buys cat food. She sometimes buys other things with it, such as celery or tomato paste. She then goes to the bench at the front of the store, peels the lid of the cat food, and eats it. Sometimes with a fork, sometimes with her fingers.

 2. Angry For No Reason Lady

 The whore is always angry. I hate her! She slams her purchases down on the counter, huffs and puffs while I scan it (because obviously, I am taking too long) then wont let me pack the groceries into the bag. She slams the money on the counter, then slams the groceries (usually milk) into the bag. I try to give her her change, she wont take it. I have to put it (as opposed to slamming it) down on the counter, she grabs it and storms off.

 3. Prescription Beggar.

There is a lady in the city centre who is always begging for change so she can get her prescription. All day, every day, no matter what time you see her (and she usually hangs around the bus stops) she needs the money to get her prescription.

I realise these are all women, but its just the first installment. Oh,and yes, I do realise that these people may have mental problems, but that doesnt change the fact their actions are crazy.