Old man pubes

I was working today, the 9am - 1pm shift. The thing about started early (or finishing late) is you get all the less than normal people. There are three homeless people who frequent my work at these times, and are certainly less than normal. One of them wears an old, rat pack style, ratty suit and always waits until his order is rung up before searching, searching for change. The second one talks, talks and talks to our manager like they are courting. The third one, is an old fat man. You know how people get so fat, men get huge beer bellies and you can actually see their outie belly button poking through their clothes - this guy passed that three months ago. So he came in early this morning and bought a chicken (at 9am) and he was wearing boardshorts and a singlet. He is so large, and obviously poor, that he cant afford new clothes to fit, and so the velcro fly was undone. And his PUBES were on display. HIS PUBES! His fucking pubes. He is walking around with his pubes out. PUBES! Do I really need to say more?