Illegal Shirt

I am so fucking sick of all these people wearing funny quote shirts. Stupid country bumpkins, move back to fucking Tasmania or wherever it is in New Zealand you are from and keep to yourself. I served a lady the other day wearing a ‘Its only illegal if you get caught’ shirt. It really, really, pissed me off. Cos its bullshit. You are trying to be all funny and stuff, but its just stupid and lame. First of all - it isnt true. Its illegal. Its illegal no matter what. Its not like a tree falling in the forest. Even if you dont get caught, the law exists, the law is broken, its illegal, numbnuts.

Oh, and all these whores wearing the ‘Girls on Film’ and ‘Make Candy Not War’ and other shirts of that ilk - go and cut your tongues out. You will never say anything smart if you think its cool to wear those disgusting shirts. Not only are the slogans stupid, but the design is gross. Its ugly! Do they realise that Girls on Film is a song by Duran Duran? You shouldnt be allowed to wear the shirt if you dont. Oh, and this applies to other band shirts. All these girls wearing Led Zeppelin and AC/DC shirts because they are in style - have you ever heard any Led Zeppelin songs besides Stairway to Heaven? Just because Drew Barrymore wears an AC/DC shirt - doesnt mean you have to. You should have to prove you have listened to the music before you can buy those shirts.  

 Grr, I hate fucking fashion.