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Observations at work.

1. A woman, about 30ish, maybe younger, carrying a fendi bag with a WALKMAN! A walkman - can you believe it?

2. A young kid who had some sort of tic. He kept sticking his tongue out and in of his mouth really really quicky.

3. A man who came in several times and mentioned, every time, how food made in China will poison you. He was scared the vapour rub was made in Thailand, because, like things made in China, it could poison him if it was.

4. A nazi buying bread and spaghetti sauce. We’re talking the whole shebang here, people. Swastikas, eagle tattoos, bald heads.

5. A white man who mentioned Barrack Obama’s campaign “Theres too much controversy surround that ‘n——-‘.” (I will not type that word)

6. An eldery man who always wears open shirts to the shops. He has a big scar down the middle of his really tanned chest. He has the slicked back hair (whats left of his hair, anyways) and big, ostentatious gold rings and chains.