Hair

 One of the things I am always paranoid about is my hair. Does it look good? If its a pony tail - are there bumps or stray hairs? Does this hairstyle give me pig face or make me seem like an eleven year old trying to be like mummy? I always, always, use a mirror to check the back though. I mean, people are going to be walking behind me, sitting behind me, so why shouldnt I make the back look just as presentable as the front? I saw this guy yesterday, fancy business suit, nice shoes, and he had a huge fucking cowlick out the back of his head. 

On the subject of hair:

 A guy on the bus had orange hair, with a yellow streak down the middle that was shaved. The orange parts were growing wild, normal length for a guy, but one stripe down the middle was shaved and yellow.

 Blue dreadlocks.  As if dreadlocks werent bad enough. 

At least I dont live in the time of the beehive. What? WHAT?