Miss Casey

Birthday

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 22:10:38 +1000

It’s my birthday in two days!!!

Most time consuming assignment ever

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 21:35:21 +1000

I have reason to believe I have just put the finishing touches on the powerpoint of an oral assessment that has literally taken FOREVER to do. Seriously, it has taken about 75% of my time for the last three weeks. Just wading through the hundreds of emails from my group members has taken hours! I don’t mind doing the powerpoint, but trying to integrate their resources has been tough, because, obviously, they werent created to work well in powerpoint, they were just created to get a 7. Which is nice, I guess. I want a 7. I need a 7. All 7’s in the last semester of classes is my current life goal.

And to get this chop bone out of my throat.

NRL

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:25:36 +1000

the new NRL ad is BULLSHIT! I am going to write a letter and complain! They need to give EQUAL TIME to ALL TEAMS..There are teams who dont win every game but have passionate supporters - those teams need the promotions rather than the big name teams who dont need the promotion to sell tickets!

Why give all that time to the Dragons, the Eels, the Storm and Brisbane? Supporters for other teams who got gypped should join in my protest by writing to David Gallop. I had to put the video onto super slow-mo to see the Shark, let alone figure out which player it is.

Cmon - hows about a fair go?

HTML

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:31:11 +1000

I just discovered the reason that I will never ever go into any form of website design - I fucking hate HTML. It is so fiddley and sucks so much time out of you.I hope that I never have to teach it, ever. Why do kids even need to know HTML if you can pretty much do everything in a design view anyways? I was never taught HTML at school though, so maybe if I had been taught, the times when I encounter it now would be a whole lot easier.

Photo

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 07:10:35 +1000

Proof that Brisbane isnt the only crazy city in QLD

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:38:16 +1000

I was visiting my parents on the Gold Coast the other week, and we were in the car driving home from the beach. We had stopped at the lights and a lady was crossing the street. Wheeling a covered stroller. The kind with a mesh cover that you can see through. And we could see….a dog…in the stroller.

What?

Random thought

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:36:37 +1000

Random thought that I can be bothered to blog about but not google:

What is 2h2o? or h3o?

"I think my neighbours are growing pot."

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:35:32 +1000

“I think my neighbours are growing pot.”

- Me.

Ohhh yeaah. Twenty to nil. Who cant score points now, ey?

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:34:44 +1000

Ohhh yeaah. Twenty to nil. Who cant score points now, ey?

TheWheel of Brisbane, photo taken by my iPhone

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:28:13 +1000

TheWheel of Brisbane, photo taken by my iPhone

Old people are funny

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:54:56 +1000

I was on the bus the other day and I was sitting on the aisle seat (Just a side note here, I hate sitting next to people on the bus. When I say hate, I really, really, really mean loathe sitting next to people. However, damn my mother for imparting on me all these manners, so I cant be rude and put the bag on the seat next to me, or sit on the aisle seat and leave the window seat empty to avoid sitting next to strangers. But, seeing as the bus was packed and I was sitting next to someone who was there before me, I digress)

anyways, there was an old lady across from me on the opposite aisle seat. She had one of those crocheted bags, with a lining, so you couldnt see what was inside. She was holding it to her chest like it contained a diamond (why the hell did she throw it into the sea?) or something. I watched her out of the corner of my eye, her eyes were darting around, and she kept popping her head up to look at the bus driver. Then one of the funniest things ever, she reached into her bag, rooted around in there (you could hear the rustling), then bent her head down as close to the opening of the bag as possible, and shoved some McDonalds chips from the bag into her mouth.

I thought it was one of the funniest scenes I had witnessed all week.

Suck on that, Kiwi Fuckers.

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:23:14 +1000

Suck on that, Kiwi Fuckers.

The freaks hit the mall

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:18:25 +1000

In what I am guessing was an Anonymous protest against Scientology, people of all manners hit the mall the other weekend. Ok, so I wouldnt go out of my way to call them freaks, but its a good title. Goths, neogoths, emo’s and people in halloween costumes were parading around, waving signs and chanting. Good for them. How nice to care so much about a cause that you would go out in public, dress to be seen, and chant and carry signs. The only time I carry a sign is when I go to a football match, and even then, I am to embaressed to hold them up most of the time.

They came back yesterday, a small group of what may not have been freaks but were definitely assholes, jumping around, screaming at people in their cars, walking purposefully in front of buses…Really, is that what you gotta do to get your rocks off? Really?

"I have seen, in the period of a week, another two people waking around Brisbane with a discman...."

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:14:01 +1000

“I have seen, in the period of a week, another two people waking around Brisbane with a discman. Total of three in a month period. Whats going on? All middle aged, too. Cant they afford an iPod, or even a cheaper mp3 player?”

- me

Seen around Brisbane:

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:12:00 +1000

A middle aged, slightly overweight man, at McDonalds, eating (by himself)

2 Quarter Pounders

1 McChicken

2 large Fries

1 large Drink.

Well done, sir.

A young woman, green behive. Brown hair underneath the beehive.

An old lady, pink socks with yellow spots, brown leather heeless shoes.

Really badly.

Thu, 22 May 2008 21:15:26 +1000

Really badly.

How badly do you want a Krispy Kreme donut??

Tue, 20 May 2008 23:55:52 +1000

How badly do you want a Krispy Kreme donut??

"KFC Condoms: Fingerlicking good Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you cant stop. McDonalds condoms:..."

Tue, 20 May 2008 23:51:31 +1000

“KFC Condoms: Fingerlicking good
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you cant stop.
McDonalds condoms: Things that make you go ‘mmmmm’.”

- A conversation in a lecture about major companies branching out into condoms.

Helen Garner

Tue, 20 May 2008 23:49:05 +1000

Helen Garner is an Australian writer and teacher. Early in her teachings career, at high school, she told students they could put any questions the liked in the question box and she would answer honestly. As happens with teenage boys, the questions turned sexual. They asked a naughty question and she gave an honest answer, like she promised she would, and got fired for her response. We were talking about this during a lecture at uni.

Class: Cmon, what was the question. You know we will just google it.
Lecturer: It was about sex.
Class: and..
Lecturer: They asked her about the taste of oral sex.
(laughter from class)
Classmate 1: And she said...
Lecturer: It tastes quite good.
(uproar of laughter from class)
Classmate 2: What? She got expelled for that? She wasnt even being honest. It doesnt taste that good!

Oh yeah. Teenage Girls are DUMB!

Tue, 20 May 2008 23:43:58 +1000

Overheard two girls talking about what size fries to get.

Girl 1: What size is a medium? Is it the same as a large?
Girl 2: I think it is a large, but a bit smaller.
Girl 1: Oh.
Girl 2: Yeh. I got the medium and its the same as a large.
Girl 1: So the medium is just a large then.
Girl 2: Yeh.
Girl 1: (to cashier) Can I have a small fries?

I shit you not, this really happened.